YEARLY EXAM

5 04 2010

LADY’S YEARLY EXAM

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.

“How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“135,” I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, “Your height?”
“5 foot 4,” I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5′ 2″

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

“Of course it’s high!” I screamed, ‘When I came in here I
was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch.

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