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Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.
How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?
Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section…
“What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya, that’s hot.” – Pink velour pants.
Let’s run through my rock star list…. Mullet? – check; big sunglasses? – check; heart shaped tattoo?
I think I just sharted…
Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??
Is that a soccer ball? A map of the solar system? The structure of a sub-atomic particle?
I have absolutely no idea what to say…
Is that a gangster leotard?
Everyone loves the man in the yellow go-go boots!
Do you see the flame shoes buddy? That means I will not think twice about karate chopping you
AHH! I love the frozen food section… it tingles!
Umm… excuse me, sir…
At least the purse matches, right?
No, honey, it’s an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity, I swear!
I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.
Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in their wardrobe, right?
I have the same outfit, only in red.
Just in case you had the urge…
Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.
Yes, you are seeing that correctly. Old man + large, supple breast implants.
The People of Wal Mart21 09 2009