Living in Washington

20 08 2009
THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT ‘LIVING IN Washington !

If you’ve worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live
in Washington

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
the wrong number, you live in Washington

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Washington.

If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same
day, you live in Washington

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern
Washington.

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a 2 layers of
clothes or under a raincoat, you live in Washington

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow and ice, you live in Washington .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and
road construction, you live in Washington

If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you
live in Washington

If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in Washington

If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live
in Washington

If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the “Walk”
signal, you live in Washington

If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it
is not a real mountain, you live in Washington.

If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle’s Best, and
Dutch Bros, you live in Washington.

If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon,
you live in Washington.

If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Abiqua, Issaquah,
Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, you live in Washington.

If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Washington

If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai
food, you live in Washington.

If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you
live in Washington

If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live
in Washington

If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists,
you live in Washington

If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old
ones after such a long time, you live in Washington

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
Washington friends, you live or have lived in Washington

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