PLEASE LISTEN. Clearly you didn’t hear me the first two times I stated that I would be checking the messages of our co-worker who is out this week. I would also like to personally thank you for taking the following week of work, because clearly I would need to cover for your fat lazy ass during the busy season as well so you can sit at home and OVEREAT and OVERFEED your FAT CATS since you have no friends outside the magical kingdom in your latest tween novel.

When I stated earlier this week you need NOT DO ANYTHING while our other co-worker is out, since you have been giving piles of work to her and other co-workers for the last month and refusing to update your processing methods to assist yourself of the office as a whole, I MEANT IT. This means I shouldn’t be hearing your whiny fat neck squealing through your excessive lipids at me right now. If you had simply followed directions, my earlobes would be spared. Instead, you are talking, which makes my skin crawl, Go back to processing your business at the same speed your body digests fat… TOO SLOW.

At this point, kind co-worker goes and cleans up the mess.

My statement to him on his way to the Thunderdome: “You should ask her to lick the splatter to make sure it is yours before you accept defeat.”

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Priceless Lumber

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Digital camera – $199
Lunch in arcade with friends – $5.95
Camera inadvertently picking up some serious lumber – PRICELESS
(look closely)

In fact, the wishful weight watcher can find comfort that he or she actually weighs less (imperceptibly so) at Northgate than at Southcenter. Bedrock is thicker and a half-mile closer to the surface in the south than in the north.

http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19921208&slug=1528839

Each batch of these gets better and better!

Welcome To Walmart

That actually is not sunlight… it’s the beams of light coming off rainbow man

Those bags you’re carrying seem extremely heavy and hard to lug around…..The ones in your hand look heavy too!

Okay folks we’re gonna have ourselves a little image search a la Highlight magazine.

Can you find a baby?

Undercover COP ?????

OMG! What the hell is that coming from her hair? Seriously what is that?!!

Entrails of a dryer vent?

What, did you think the Grinch just appeared out of nowhere?

Someone had to give birth to him folks, that’s just science.

Why are Jorts so popular in the south? And, this gives new meaning to BIG hair!!

Reach in and claim your Crack-er Jack Prize!

I don’t THINK so……….thanks anyway!

Who needs a shopping cart when you are White T-Shirt man!

Those shorts look angry to me!

She was later arrested when they found her drinking out of the toilet.

Practicing for the Bob Sled team.

Is it his shirt or his early teen’s mustache that creeps me out more?

Oh you so totally are! We all wish we looked like you!

Yeah, no………… let’s not.

To Infinity & beyond!

What, what, WHAT are those? Extra boobies?

Wish I could figure out how to blur the Georgia G.

She’s making us look bad!

Run for your LIFE!

Now you know why no matter where you go in the store,

it always seems to smell like…

NOW FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
Omg….this is probably one of the best Wal-Mart photos!!!!

Check it out!

This qualifies in the, “Are you sh*%&$g me?” categories.
This woman is out shopping – in public – with no shirt on.

She has her boobs tucked into her pants.

INTO HER PANTS!!!

I understand that gravity was hard on her but……

SERIOUSLY ???!!?!?!?!?